read it!

sticky sez:

i'm going to be on next week's people magazine cover.

sticky bee announces "i'm a pervert. for dads".

the cover shot will be me walking down the street, pulling my sunglasses off with my head turned back to do a double-take at some 54 year old mustached man in loafers and slacks.

the teaser will read 'sticky bee confesses that it started years ago, in the basement of spanky's parent's place. "her dad bent over to grab a 50 from the fridge and it just kinda grew from there".'

i hope my dad doesn't read it.

bearded kisses,
sticky