hey . . . wait . . .

you know how you said that when you heard led was getting hitched, you were, like, "they're solid. usually, when i hear people are getting married, i give them 2-3 years until breakup. not them . . ."

and just now, i was like, "hey, did you think that when i got married?"

also: you're a fag.

Police: After quickie wedding in Vegas, Utah groom hits bride with car
Published: Thursday, March 8, 2007 | 3:28 PM ET
Canadian Press

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) - It wasn't the most romantic of honeymoons. Police said a groom is in jail, accused of trying to run over his new wife after a weekend wedding in Las Vegas. "We have a wedding certificate for (March) 4th. They were still honeymooning when he ran her over," said Lt. Paul Jaroscak, a spokesman for the Salt Lake County sheriff's office.

Police received an emergency call Monday from someone reporting a couple fighting in a car as they traveled on Highland Drive, about 10 miles southeast of Salt Lake City. Katie Martindale, 29, apparently got out of the car and started to walk away when James Olwine, 33, drove off the road and hit her with the car, pushing her into a snowbank, Jaroscak said.

Martindale was not seriously injured but might have a broken leg, Jaroscak said.

Olwine was booked into the county jail on charges of aggravated assault with a vehicle, the lieutenant said. It was unclear if he had an attorney.

Both have jail records and are "well known to the sheriff's office," he said.