time to lower our standards.

Hmm. cursory online research indicates there are even fewer jetpacks now then there were when we set that goal almost two years ago (remember the heady days of easter weekend, 2005?)

There's, like, five jetpacks in the world. and one jetpack pilot. (it seems that diddy had a stunt pilot.)

i say we set our sights on something like this. Tandem trike. perfect for us. tandem, so we can both go up together, and trike, a nod to our well-established, shared retardation.


There's a company in Toronto that does it. hahah. can you imaging flying, and looking over, and i'm your co-pilot? and naturally, i'm hammered.

campaigning against earth day,
spanky