over his knee.

sticky bee says:

dear spanky millionaire,

you talked to led! isn't that great? her and spenny are solid. when i hear that they're getting married i know it's for keeps. when i hear of most other couples getting married i generally think ... 'two...maybe three years away from a divorce....'

we talked about some of the details - it will be casual, many kegs, big party. in calgary. we joked about her in a veil with a train. i'm sure she'll wear something simple - and change into her *good jeans* immediately after the ceremony. also - he proposed outside on his knee and she cried. that's what i know.

i see you made a comment about me diddling led's dad. while i'm generally game for any kind of perverse dad jokes i'm afraid that i have to draw the line with that guy. he is off-limits. you hear me, spank? he is ten kinds of wrong.

and in response to new-years-doug. he's a nice guy. a little too 'khaki' for me. i'm afraid i would be worlds too much for him to handle. you know what i'm talking about. ahem. and also: i need someone gregarious. that's what cat says. it's hard to meet a gregarious guy. confidence, strength. balls the size of grapefruits. someone who is that guy at the party who is really funny and always talking but has a brooding side as well. someone who can convincingly take me over his knee, if you will.

new-years-doug is not gregarious. or...the rest.

neck nuzzles,
sticky bee