Monday, March 05, 2007

a clammy, mewling 3.

sticky bee sez:

nice work on following through with your 'suggestion'. while i still think that 'blow me' is desperately un-creative (akin to having a clean bathroom stall and a marker and choosing to write 'fuck off') i'm glad that you accomplished your goal.

i just rode the bus home from work and looked at a couple across from me for most of the ride. they were strikingly un-equal on the attractiveness scale -- rare to see in couples, i find. he would have been doing well at a 3 and she was a solid 6. he was doughy and clammy and sporting a bad haircut. his jeans were a little too short and his shoes were loafer-ish aldo specials. the kind of guy who has looked like a 'dad' since he was about 9 years old. she was a lulu lemon/aritzia girl. decent hair, good ass.

i give them 3 more days, tops.

he was clinging onto her hand and staring at her right up in her face with what i can only describe as a plaintive look on. she was trying to avoid looking at him - she looked embarassed and awkward and quite aware that he was a 3. and not a 3 with a great personality - from the looks of it he was a whining, sulking, mewling 3 who would call you with nothing to say, ask you if he could kiss you before doing it, complain that you weren't spending enough time together and come before the condom was on.

she knows. he knows. and the rest of the bus knows.

3 days.

buzz,
sticky bee

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was fun to read....give me more........PLEASE

11:31 PM  
Blogger Sticky & Spanky said...

spanks for the comment! we heart you very much. a big sticky spanking from us to you. with clinking 50's in hand. xo

1:45 PM  

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