for you.

spank says:

yes. many things here.

1. have you considered that perhaps my sentiment is sincere and i earnestly hope that the well-groomed and slightly dyke jewelry store laydee is open to my suggestion and will go down?

moving on:

2. initially, i was going to ask if you smelled the 6. i thought maybe she suffers from hoagie smell, thereby helping to equalize their attractiveness scores. however, upon re-reading your post, it would seem that this is irrelevant because of the unspoken mutual (and bus-wide) knowledge that she is higher on the scale than him, all things considered. including B.O.

3. how does this happen? how do a 3 and a 6 come together? i offer two hypotheses:

a) when she met him, he was wearing a guitar; or

b) when she met him, she saw him through the labatt's 50 filter.

which brings me to my favourite new toy. it puts pictures through the 50 filter, thereby making 3s appear as 6s. check this shit out:



There's a whole bunch on their website gallery. some (most) are fully horrifying:
http://www.regnow.com/softsell/visitor.cgi?affiliate=84085&
action=site&vendor=15020

here's the free download. i'm fully buying it. and throwing out my acne medicine.

http://www.regnow.com/trialware/download/Download_Portrait
ProfessionalRegNowTrialStdSetup_v4.1.3.
exe?item=15020-1&affiliate=84085


in closing, the bus is gross. buy a car, you dirty hippie.

totally gay for you in that way,
le spank