no, seriously.

did you ever see that sol show, with the frenchie hobo clown that i was talking about the other day? or was it just me, stuck up north with only cbc and tvo?

youtube that shit. that was a shitty, shitty show. right up there on dr. who's creepiness level.

bad times.

anyway, i may have stumbled upon the perfect drug cocktail for all manners of goodness. i popped a regular-strength claritin at lunch today in response to a nagging feeling of mild malaise, which has contributed to my 6:30 p.m. bedtimes of late. naturally, i was worried that i had misdiagnosed my ills and would hence be burdened with the toe-curling anxiety antihistamines bring, along with said mild malaise. not so. actually, i feel really relaxed. like, cool, but not in a fonz way, more in a macluhan way. so pay attention: i recommend two ultra mega GMC vitamins and two shoppers drug mart brand night time sinus alergy pills at bed time. then a claritin in the a.m. I think the regular-strenghth is probably key.

also, i think this recommendation will take the place of my hi-fiber cereal review this week.

looking forward to your sting in the eye,
spanky millionaire.