you smell like ass.

While I agree that the Secret is, inherently, a good thing, I must object to the shmarmy marketing ploys that make it stink like an informercial. It doesn't even stink like a good infomercial about knives that cut drywall and sneakers. It has the bad stink of a real estate scheme infomercial.

This guy makes me want to shower. Which is probably not a bad idea.

Also: he's your boyfriend.

- le spanks