Your dad's a drunk.

Spanky sez:

I actually smelled my deodorant tube this morning to see if, perhaps, it stunk like B.O. and that's where my foul odour was originating.

Alas, no.

It smells like nothing. Actually, it smelled a bit alcoholy (like your dad). I looked at the label and it said 'unscented'. Next time i will buy a heavily-scented product to mask my hoagie-like odour.