Thursday, March 08, 2007

i do. until i find a new boyfriend. or get a promotion.

you mean your marriage that ended after a few years? no, no. i thought nothing of the sort.

actually, spanks, i didn't. i just hoped for the best. and that was years ago - i was WAY less cynical about marriage unions than i am now. i had less experience with the myriad reasons people get all gussied up and make it legal. i thought it was only l-o-v-e. ahh, youth. now i know that it's a lot of neuroses, insecurities, convenience, tax benefits, or quick fixer-uppers for stale relationships. not ALL, of course. i still love marriage. especially all that stuff you get - how else am i going to acquire a crock pot or a fondue maker or a food dehydrator?

can you send me over some 50? i have a lot of studying to do and i need it. in my mouth.

always the groomsman,
sticky bee

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