portrait of writers' block.

Current lead for happiness article:

"Life sucks. Then you die, broke, bitter and alone, perhaps wearing diapers."

clearly, i am not well-equipped to write about happiness.

if only they could assign me to write a piece on the cleaveland steamer. a photo essay, perchance. yes.

that is all. now back to staring at a blank page and daydreaming about donuts. and your dad.

-spanky the millionaire.