you, too, can be an inventor.

my day began with the receipt of this press release:

Fish n Flush Aquarium Toilet Tank Brings Decorative Twist To Bathrooms

(Westminster, California) - It's a unique new product whose decorative appeal could turn the bathroom into the most talked about room in the house. The Fish n Flush is clear two-piece toilet tank that replaces a standard toilet tank and cleverly contains a fully functioning aquarium inside. The Fish-n-Flush's insert can be filled with water for fish or left dry for use as a terrarium for a pet reptile or to house colorful plants or foliage. . .

. . . AquaOne worked with a marine biologist to develop the technology and produce a certified working aquarium. Fish-n-Flush comes with gravel, two plastic nine-inch plants, a dual filter system, LED lighting, a built-in feeder, fill valve, overflow tube, flapper, suction pump and two screws.

Why Choose Fish 'n Flush?

• Maximize Space
• Entertainment
• Excitement

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what fish wouldn't want to live out its life balancing precariously over its inevitable watery grave while being splattered by piss?

jesus. christ.