google search: naked, moustached dads, spanking.
sticky sez:
ahh...it's good to be back, spanx. i've missed our inane musings.
i'm just sitting here on my couch listening to gogol bordello. all over the gogol lately. and the cribs.
so the italian is gone. one of our last conversations here was about the italian and me going to italy and possibly getting jizzed on by a stranger on the train. sadly, that will not be happening.
when he was here, before he left, we both had our laptops and used them interchangeably. after a couple of awkward moments on each other's computers i realized that google searches are the diaries of today. in a way, more intimate little snapshots of someone's inner life. if i was given the choice of reading someone's diary or being given access to their search history i'd choose the latter. more illuminating. and disturbing.
his was porn, of course. only it's not like i just get to see that he looks at porn - i get to see precisely what it is he wanted to ummm....see. and PLUS he looked up lacy chabert. the little one from 'party of 5' who is now, apparently, legal with breast implants. really? the kid from party of 5? i think i would have rather come across a search title like: midgets, goats, anal.
seriously.
my personal embarrassment? a google search he came across for 'penis size.' ahahahaha. i mean, it's not bad, but i don't know what i googled that for. it's just weird and mildly uncomfortable. i think it had to to with this thing on race and who actually has bigger dicks. because of a running conversation with a friend who has an (ahem) asian boyfriend.
googling your dad now,
sticky
ahh...it's good to be back, spanx. i've missed our inane musings.
i'm just sitting here on my couch listening to gogol bordello. all over the gogol lately. and the cribs.
so the italian is gone. one of our last conversations here was about the italian and me going to italy and possibly getting jizzed on by a stranger on the train. sadly, that will not be happening.
when he was here, before he left, we both had our laptops and used them interchangeably. after a couple of awkward moments on each other's computers i realized that google searches are the diaries of today. in a way, more intimate little snapshots of someone's inner life. if i was given the choice of reading someone's diary or being given access to their search history i'd choose the latter. more illuminating. and disturbing.
his was porn, of course. only it's not like i just get to see that he looks at porn - i get to see precisely what it is he wanted to ummm....see. and PLUS he looked up lacy chabert. the little one from 'party of 5' who is now, apparently, legal with breast implants. really? the kid from party of 5? i think i would have rather come across a search title like: midgets, goats, anal.
seriously.
my personal embarrassment? a google search he came across for 'penis size.' ahahahaha. i mean, it's not bad, but i don't know what i googled that for. it's just weird and mildly uncomfortable. i think it had to to with this thing on race and who actually has bigger dicks. because of a running conversation with a friend who has an (ahem) asian boyfriend.
googling your dad now,
sticky
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