Monday, October 15, 2007

tasers for everyone.

sticky sez:

spank, i don't understand the comment on my last post. wha?

and no, cat did not tell me about said meat sticks. the meat jokes just go on and on, eh? nothing funnier than a sausage left on someone's doorstep. way funnier than the needles and used toilet paper i find on my doorstep. ahh, van.

the police succeeded in killing yet another person here last night. with tasers this time. mixing it up from a shot to the head while in police custody or...multiple shots to the chest while in the middle of a street downtown surrounded by cops and wielding a chain. these cops are 100 kinds of out-of-hand. you have guns. and hand cuffs. you may be able to get control of a person who has none of these things. without shooting them dead. or tasering them dead. just a thought, boys.

i'm very much going to be tasered jay-walking. i can feel it. isp.

in bus news - i almost fell right down onto the reeking sewage that is the bus floor today. a sudden stop while i was standing. i'll say it again, spanx - if i fall on the bus i am resigning from life.

one of my students told me today how much he hates school. how much it sucks. so bad. i had no pep talk. all that was running through my brain was...

you're right, kid. school fucking blows.

didn't school blow? i get the heebs thinking about it.

rubs without tugs,
sticky

2 Comments:

Blogger Sticky & Spanky said...

i would love to get sticky and spanky with sticky and spanky.

signed,
conrad black

9:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oooh. I love conrad black. he is some manner of very sensual beast, eh?

love and kisses on your pink parts,
spanky millionaire

4:38 AM  

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