huh?

Spankee sez:

i don't know what the fuck you're talking about with gogol bordello and cribs. is this some sort of vancouver hipster nonsense? funk dat shit.

man — at first when i read that bit about you going to italy with the italian and getting jizzed on by a train stranger, i was like 'shit, is that what they're *into* now?'. Then i remembered how gross italians are and how that shit is part of their culture.

splurt.