hippies.
sticky bee sez:
spank! spank! how i've missed you. i've been busy like a bee. teaching and visiting with the young one. ahem.
krispy kreme is nothing compared to the horton do-nut. really. when i was living in dc i lined up for my first krispy kreme. skeptical, to be sure. but with as much of an open mind as i could muster. my first bite was...full of disappointment. as was my second. i ached for a horton sour cream glazed. anyway - thumbs-down to a whole wheat donut. horton donut of the month is some kind of pink cherry disaster. bet you've had a few.
did you know that in bc they have this whole other category of nudity? a social-nudity phenomena. people here get naked a lot with their friends, at parties, all over the place. we ontarians don't do that much. i can't do it - and get made fun of a lot for having all of my ontario hang-ups. i tell them we ontarians don't care much what bongo-playing stinking hippies think of our hang-ups. they don't even know what 50 is. le cinquant! i don't listen to anyone who's never had a 50. period.
let's go to the dom for a quart. right this minute.
xo
sticky
spank! spank! how i've missed you. i've been busy like a bee. teaching and visiting with the young one. ahem.
krispy kreme is nothing compared to the horton do-nut. really. when i was living in dc i lined up for my first krispy kreme. skeptical, to be sure. but with as much of an open mind as i could muster. my first bite was...full of disappointment. as was my second. i ached for a horton sour cream glazed. anyway - thumbs-down to a whole wheat donut. horton donut of the month is some kind of pink cherry disaster. bet you've had a few.
did you know that in bc they have this whole other category of nudity? a social-nudity phenomena. people here get naked a lot with their friends, at parties, all over the place. we ontarians don't do that much. i can't do it - and get made fun of a lot for having all of my ontario hang-ups. i tell them we ontarians don't care much what bongo-playing stinking hippies think of our hang-ups. they don't even know what 50 is. le cinquant! i don't listen to anyone who's never had a 50. period.
let's go to the dom for a quart. right this minute.
xo
sticky
posted by Sticky & Spanky at 8:53 PM
2 Comments:
ah, so much to address here.
1. missed you too, homo. it would be nice if you could stop fucking the young one for two seconds to drop me a line.
2. really, what is the point of a whole-wheat donut? that is the faggotyest thing i have ever heard of. get a fucking bran muffin or something. health-conscious people do not order donuts. jesus.
3. i haven't had the pink cherry donut (huh huh huh huh huh huh). yet. but i don't think it's the donut of the month anymore.
4. did i tell you about how i emailed tim hortons, like, six weeks ago to ask them when roll up the rim starts? it started yesterday. it starts on a different day each year, but for me, it signals the onset of spring. that, and the leafs being eliminated. yep.
also: i won a coffee yesterday. i believe that entitles me to an XXL.
with double spit.
5. perhaps you don't remember regailing me with BC nude stories when we were enjoying 50 at the toucan over xmas? it's like you're trying to get me accustomed to the idea. i do believe you are grooming me.
6. do they seriously not have 50 out there? i'm having second thoughts about visiting. what a bunch of homos they are. with their kokanee.
7. that is all.
in response...
1. done.
2. whole wheat donuts are more faggoty than tim horton's yogurt n' berries.
3. it's the donut of the month in surrey. surrey is vancouver's "rosemund park" area. if someone asks you to go to surrey you say "no thank you, sir"
4. i thought of you with roll up the rim! gross horton's customers gnawing at the cups with their bottom dentures trying to see if they won a chili-donut combo.
5. yes, yes. i'm grooming you for your all-nudy visit to me in van.
6. no 50. i kid you not. nowhere. they have decent micro brews but the cinquant does not live here. i'm not sure they deserve it, to tell you the honest.
7. isp.
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