shit.

Just got back from a celebrity charity dinner and boy am i drunk! and, boy, was it ever free! awesome.

uh . . . uh . . . there was something i wanted to tell you. but now i forgets.

oh! oh! it was that i came home and turned on tv and ty from trading spaces was playing the part of a criminal on some dumb cop show. man, is he a baaaad actor. wow.

makes pbn seem like a viable alternative.

i guess that's all.

ew. ty just said the phrase 'bumping uglies'. must go puke.

-spanks.