hoagie.
sticky sez:
hoagies. i never see any around. i only think of the hoagie house in kingston. and what a gross word that is.
yesterday i was walking down the street and a man was walking towards me eating a piece of pizza. he had his baby in a forward-facing carrier strapped to his chest. i was looking at the little baby. the man took a big bite of pizza and a wad of pizza sauce landed on the baby's face. it was somehow very disturbing. and deeesgusting.
"excuse me, sir...you spilled pizza on your baby's face."
xo
buzz.
hoagies. i never see any around. i only think of the hoagie house in kingston. and what a gross word that is.
yesterday i was walking down the street and a man was walking towards me eating a piece of pizza. he had his baby in a forward-facing carrier strapped to his chest. i was looking at the little baby. the man took a big bite of pizza and a wad of pizza sauce landed on the baby's face. it was somehow very disturbing. and deeesgusting.
"excuse me, sir...you spilled pizza on your baby's face."
xo
buzz.
posted by Sticky & Spanky at 9:33 AM
3 Comments:
Spankee sez:
hahahahaha. gross. that pizza baby man has set a new standard for vile.
i'm ashamed to admit that one time, years ago, i ate a hoagie. and it was delicious.
that must be why you smell. those hoagies are potent. when the wind was right, i could smell the hoagie house from over 60 km away. it's a fact.
we are totally getting a hoagy at the hoagie house next time we are in kingston. maybe we could take the bus down to the one on brock st. mmmm.
-spank!
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