wish you were here.

spanko saz:

hey! i'm on the vip list for dj am at 'this is london' this Sat and i wish you could come (all over my face, etc.)

you know - dj am? nicole richie's ex-fiancee?

no, i don't really know him either. and i am pretty sure he sounds like garbage.

however, you know how i love free things and how i especially like waltzing by lineups at exclusive clubs. and my comprehensive google search shows that this is one of the most stuck-up clubs in toronto.

sadly, while the bulldog lurves free stuff, he is not much for dressing up to code, posing at the bar and pretending he's fancy.

ahhh. if only i had more than one friend.

also: COME HOME!

geeze, eh?