bff

dear spanky,

i'm staying in my bedroom tonight to write an essay for my roomie. it's dry in here but i can still hear the sound of that incessant, choking, drowning, unending rain. some sort of a record, they say.

i wanted to say thanks for your thoughts this morning on my problem of the day. you helped a lot. really. and saved me from writing an entirely regrettable email.

you're the very best friend i could ever hope to have. and, sometimes, i even get benefits.

love you,
sticky