daddy-perve.

you're so cute when you blog drunk!

i'm not sure that new year's guy is capable of such things. being violent in soccer doesn't translate into raging daddy-perve in the bedroom. trust me.

i was out with bex and the asian last night - he's great. love the asian. he calls her his 'little round-eye'. we somehow managed to get ridiculous - i have vague memories of stuffing money into becky's cleavage and of her asking me to grab her breasts...

i got home and was locked out. again. climbed in the kitchen window and landed in the sink. i need a bulldog. clearly i very much need a bulldog or a babysitter.

let's go for bacon, sugar-tits.

inappropriate touching,
sticky