math's hard, ken.

Dear gay homosezual,

you think just 'cause you have an exam today that you can ignore me? well, screw you, jerk-face.

i am in kingston and have been enjoying drinkies since my arrival. and salty snacks. mmms.

sadly, it would seem i'm en route to the bulldog's folks' for dinner, hence endangering any chance of a trip to the toucan.

such is love.

also, my 'rents are in tow. to dinner. seriously.

pray for me.

love you & am sure you made 100% on your exam, unlike so many math xams.

blow me gently,
le Spanky le Millionairess.