your boyfriend.

sticky sez:

i saw your boyfriend on the bus again today. he was wearing an orange reflective construction vest, holding a formidable whip and announcing the fact that jimmy carter was dead as he waved like the queen and flashed me a plastic politician's grin. he may also have been bleeding from his hand a little.

spanky millionnaire - radio star. try to limit the egg-jokes as well (eggxuberant, eggtastic, egg-sactly) -- we find them hilarious, i know, but the radio-listeners might not *get* them.

also: sneak in a reference to sticky and spanky. use them in a sentence - doesn't have to be together. sticky is easy "sticky situation..." but spanky may prove to be a challenge. i'll give you full points even if you have to use 'spanking' eg. "...i had a spanking good time..." or "...brand spanking new....".

i think it's hilarious that the show is about a positive attitude. stick n' spank aren't known for our sunny dispositions, that's for effing sure.

weeping and cutting,
sticky