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when i checked my email i deleted spam. one was titled "SKIMPY PROSELYTIZE" and it caught my interest. maybe this one is really meant for me, maybe skimpy proselytize is the one i should open. they almost got me. if i were to send you spam the subject would be "DAD PORN! MOUSTACHED AND MAKING-IT". you'd open that for sure.
busy with important academia,
sticky bee
spanks,
i'm writing this essay. that means i'm checking my email a lot, jerking off, having some wine, staring at a piece of cracker on my desk, braiding my hair, thinking of your dad, pushing that cracker along slowly with my finger, doing my nails, finding websites that tell me about things they can do with science... and now...writing to you.
when i checked my email i deleted spam. one was titled "SKIMPY PROSELYTIZE" and it caught my interest. maybe this one is really meant for me, maybe skimpy proselytize is the one i should open. they almost got me. if i were to send you spam the subject would be "DAD PORN! MOUSTACHED AND MAKING-IT". you'd open that for sure.
busy with important academia,
sticky bee
posted by Sticky & Spanky at 11:55 PM
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