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dear spanky,

i was thinking tonight about how you're a racist. this is what i came up with:

1. YOUR FRIENDS - you don't have any black friends or asian friends or indian friends. you don't even have any PORTUGUESE friends. racist.

2. YOUR ATTITUDE - i distinctly remember watching television with you in banff one morning when, unprovoked and out of the blue, you singled out cbc's only asian newscaster and you said, "i don't like that guy." very, very racist.

3. YOUR MUSIC - the beatles? not a brown one in the bunch. racist.

4. YOUR BED-PARTNERS - how many of your many bed-partners have been non-white? if you answered 'none' you would be right. and racist.

5. TRAVEL - of all the places you could go you moved to ireland. what colour are the irish? i thought so. awfully racist.

6. YOUR FAVOURITE PLACES - the toucan and the dominion. all white. all the time. exclusionary. racist.

tomorrow i will think about how you are a nancy.

another white friend,
sticky bee