Aw shuckers.

You know i love you, baby!

And I know you never done put no acid in your eyes.

i was just kidding, eh?

xoxoxo & love, etc.,
spank

you're a scum. remember?

This one's a bit of a stretch: connecting acid washed to acid pumps? silly robot.




Hey, remember in grade 8 how you used to put acid under your eyelids?

You're hardcore.

"These are just DISGUSTING,"
spanky millionaire

get! up!

Exclamation point!

Hallow? Jesus. i am BORED over here. and hung over. i can't be eggscpected to work on a day like today. today is meant for sending you innanities.

i have to interview a doctor at 3. that should go well . . .

please kill me.

you're the spanker, i'm the,
Spanky

wow.

I just had a sudden & very formidable hankering for a McChicken. Obviously, consuming one is against my better judgement. i haven't gone up against one of those in, like, 15 years. i know they are deeeskusting, but i remember them tasting good.

dare i?

is my mind playing tricks on me?

the fate of my lunch rests in your hands.

-spank.

advantage spanky

It was for cripples, so they could go to camp.

They invited the boss and covered his $100 ticket. the boss gave the ticket to me.

i took full advantage of it.

full. advantage.

today i have mild hangover. hauling my groggy arse in to work reminded me of our time together in ottawa, when the days i went to work sober were few and only the grace of the lunchtime car nap kept me semi-sensical. those were the days, etc., etc.

dreaming of your dad's balls,
spank! spank!