you get teevee up there in hamilton?

sticky sez:

man, spanky, hamilton is knocking the 'cool' and 'all up on what's happening' right the eff out of you.

fyi:

the cribs - a uk band (you may know their old hit 'hey scenesters).

gogol bordello - dc band, gypsy, punk, kick ass.

i suppose i'll have to brush up on my neckelback knowledge in order to relate to you and your fellow hamiltonians.

also - did you know that lennon penned 'happiness is a warm gun' after charles shulz's snoopy book entitled 'happiness is a warm puppy'?

i've been getting into old snoopy comic strips. i hope i don't turn into some creep who buys snoopy-themed t-shirts and crystal figurines.

i love you, pig pen.
sticky bee

huh?

Spankee sez:

i don't know what the fuck you're talking about with gogol bordello and cribs. is this some sort of vancouver hipster nonsense? funk dat shit.

man — at first when i read that bit about you going to italy with the italian and getting jizzed on by a train stranger, i was like 'shit, is that what they're *into* now?'. Then i remembered how gross italians are and how that shit is part of their culture.

splurt.