...

your dad sez:

do that again. only harder...and this time wear a moustache.

busy,
sticky bee

your boyfriend.

sticky sez:

i saw your boyfriend on the bus again today. he was wearing an orange reflective construction vest, holding a formidable whip and announcing the fact that jimmy carter was dead as he waved like the queen and flashed me a plastic politician's grin. he may also have been bleeding from his hand a little.

spanky millionnaire - radio star. try to limit the egg-jokes as well (eggxuberant, eggtastic, egg-sactly) -- we find them hilarious, i know, but the radio-listeners might not *get* them.

also: sneak in a reference to sticky and spanky. use them in a sentence - doesn't have to be together. sticky is easy "sticky situation..." but spanky may prove to be a challenge. i'll give you full points even if you have to use 'spanking' eg. "...i had a spanking good time..." or "...brand spanking new....".

i think it's hilarious that the show is about a positive attitude. stick n' spank aren't known for our sunny dispositions, that's for effing sure.

weeping and cutting,
sticky

don't say homo.

sticky bee sez:

hahahaha. i need to hear this. when will you be on? you'll be great. i'm sure it will be nothing like that time we ran into cat's friends in montreal and you didn't say anything, only to interrupt our conversation 5 minutes later by blurting out "hello!" and "they sing and they dance in that movie!"

you'll need to adjust your vocabulary and omit some of your more frequently-used words and phrases - scratch off:

-homo
-dickn'balls
-tits!tits!
-is your dad single?
-my deodorant must smell like b.o. or something....
-cock.
-breakfast weiners
-testes...testes...1...2...(please do that when you first get the mic)

tell me when this will air. i'll call in. is it a call-in show? oh, this is really very eggciting.

love and stuff,
buzz.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Oh my god! Oh my God!

I just got off the phone with the producer of the local morning radio show. i wanted an interview with the ridiculously chipper morning radio team for the happiness article.

and he wants me to SIT IN on the morning show and talk to them on air! Ahahahahaha.

Cue full turrets .

ISP! TITS! TITS!

and: ISP!

-Spankeee