donate my drunk.

drinking free for charity? you are really too generous. did you get drunk for the orphans, the cripples or the homeless? whoever it was aimed at they appreciate it and are better off for it.

buzz and stuff,
sticky bee

shit.

Just got back from a celebrity charity dinner and boy am i drunk! and, boy, was it ever free! awesome.

uh . . . uh . . . there was something i wanted to tell you. but now i forgets.

oh! oh! it was that i came home and turned on tv and ty from trading spaces was playing the part of a criminal on some dumb cop show. man, is he a baaaad actor. wow.

makes pbn seem like a viable alternative.

i guess that's all.

ew. ty just said the phrase 'bumping uglies'. must go puke.

-spanks.

speaking of my dad

sticky bee sez:

i talked to my folks yesterday and my brother's blog came up. i mentioned that we had put ours up and they asked for the url.

ahem.

i told them i 'wasn't ready' to give that out yet. what i need to tell them is that they really don't ever want to see this. i can picture the look on my mom's face - it would be like that time she found notes that you and i had passed back and forth during highschool english class.

"these are just DISGUSTING," she said.

yes. yes, they are.

and here we are so many years later...

personal development is my strong point.

xo sweet thing.

How I met your dad.

see? now here's an ad i can get behind.

on soooooooo many levels.

love,
your new step-mom spankee

audio help for degenerate pre-verts

sticky sez:

there.

now the ads that mine will generate will help fix you and those who are responding to the ads that you have generated.

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spanko sez:

These google ads delight me. their robot matches them to our content with a Chinglish-like accuracy. I presume this one was related to the hoagie odour:



I've only seen it on here once. I also enjoyed the circle square ad yesterday - did you know that camp's really close to here? I guess . . . as an alumni . . . you would know that.

hoagie.

sticky sez:

hoagies. i never see any around. i only think of the hoagie house in kingston. and what a gross word that is.

yesterday i was walking down the street and a man was walking towards me eating a piece of pizza. he had his baby in a forward-facing carrier strapped to his chest. i was looking at the little baby. the man took a big bite of pizza and a wad of pizza sauce landed on the baby's face. it was somehow very disturbing. and deeesgusting.

"excuse me, sir...you spilled pizza on your baby's face."

xo
buzz.

Your dad's a drunk.

Spanky sez:

I actually smelled my deodorant tube this morning to see if, perhaps, it stunk like B.O. and that's where my foul odour was originating.

Alas, no.

It smells like nothing. Actually, it smelled a bit alcoholy (like your dad). I looked at the label and it said 'unscented'. Next time i will buy a heavily-scented product to mask my hoagie-like odour.