a big gay committee. you can be chairman.

sticky bee sez:

dear spanks,

thank you for your thoughtful response to my homo-rainbow thoughts.

the belt was hypothetical. i thought about an elasticized rainbow belt i had as a kid. i don't want to wear a rainbow belt right now, but i would like to have the OPTION of wearing rainbow attire without being an automatic homo.

i don't know what happened to any lez-bo purple triangle. except that it brings up some vague memory of the teletubbies and a scandal and jerry falwell.

and, yes, it is you and cat and led i refer to as being gays. cuz yous are. you especially. #1 gay.

i don't *heart" rainbows either, really. but they can be lovely sometimes and they shouldn't be labelled property of the gays. period.

the gays can have a big gay committee come up with a new symbol for gayness if they need one.

that will be all on this matter.

titspervert,
sticky bee

Beecause.

dear sticky-the-hypocrite,

We have taken the bee all for ourselves. Whenever our holy masses see bees, they think of the stick and spank. And then they run from the bee in a gimpy panic, wailing and flailing and grabbing for their eppy pen.

i hate people who are afraid of bees. what. a bunch. of homos.

but to address the most compelling item of your posting: why the fuck you wanna dress like a retard? were you just talking hypothetically about getting a rainbow belt? ‘cause if you are really into it, i don't know if we can be friends anymore.

also: didn't the lesbians used to rock the purple triangle? what ever happened to that?

also: i don't find rainbows to be a "lovely part of nature". i find them to be tacky and over-rated. like mountains.

also: despite your protests, i always thought you were secretly a full homophobe.


until that time we made it.


also: who are these three gay three best friends you refer to? i thought we only had three friends, total. Is it cat, led and i? I didn't know led was a gay. i don't think they allow gays in calgary.

seriously, lemme know about the belt.

poised to strike you off my (xtra long) friend list,
spanko

all the colours of the homo rainbow

sticky sez:

dear gay,

i was wondering if you could tell me why the homos get the rainbow all to themselves. i saw a little rainbow sticker on a car yesterday and thought "gay" - and looked in the car to see the gay. nothing against them, of course. but if you advertise gayness with a big rainbow sticker i'm going to think about your gayness. and then it got me to thinking about this whole rainbow business. it is strictly tied to the gays now. so i can no longer wear, say, a rainbow belt or a rainbow shirt or hang a rainbow in my window -- unless i want people to think i'm a homo.

i'm not sure this is ok.

i think they should have adopted a made-up symbol so that they wouldn't be hogging something meant for everyone - not just straights or gays or bis. what if the dyslexics decided they wanted 'purple' to signify dyslexia and being a dyslexic and all the rest. then purple would by tied to the dyslexics. i'd wear my purple shirt and people would think "there goes a dyslexic". or midgets decided that their symbol was bananas or a sparrow or a cedar tree. then all of those things would be tied to midgets. i'd look at a sparrow and think "midgets".

but it's a bigger issue with the rainbow - it's such an unmistakable, recognizable lovely part of nature. and the gays use it with reckless abandon to signify all that is gay.

i don't mind people thinking (knowing) i'm a homo but i'd like to be able to wear my rainbow belt without the stereotype.

i think the gays should get a new symbol and leave the rainbow to be unambiguously un-sexualized.

****and you KNOW i'm not a homo-phobe. i mean, look up 'gay' in the dictionary and you'll see a picture of 3 of my best friends. and my dad. and most of the priests i knew in catholic school. (and me in the background laughing at how gay they all are) ****

big and gay,
sticky bee