paging dr. sticky

frig. i have a cold. not even rye can help.

i thought of taser man yesterday when all the news coverage was on the yukon mountie's funeral.

then bulldog told me the taser victim was, like, eastern european or something. and it all came in to focus.

fuck, is dancing with the stars not the gayest thing ever? i looove it.

and: maybe your dad can come over & play doctor.

yours in creamy drawers,
spanky millionaire
xoxo