hip to be square.

god, i love huey lewis.

have i told you how i have a bunch of huey downloaded on my itunes and it has come on and embarassed me stupid on a number of occasions?

like, hanging out in my room with someone and suddenly "i need a new drug" comes blasting through the speakers right after hot hot heat has been playing for awhile.

or i'll be in the kitchen cooking, blaring my stereo and huey will make an appearance. it takes me awhile to scramble to my computer to turn it off and a number of people have asked in mild disgust and fear "...was that...huey lewis...?"

i plead ignorance. i'm not ready to come out of the closet on that one. huey is a dark, very dirty little secret. i believe he may, in fact, be a dad.

i wish we could have a boozy, bacon-filled easter, spanks.

one that won't make me nervous, wondering what to do, one that makes me feel like i feel when i'm with you,
sticky

and the news.

haha. oh my god, you are so gross.

i have a vision in my head of the dad you'd be checking out and he looks like huey lewis.

re: your post on gr. 8 boys. i have resolved to stop dating them. actually, i may as well continue to date 'em up now. after i turn 30 *then* it will be gross. only a few more months to go. and sooo many grade 8s.

also: valerie burtenelli is dieting to get down to the size i'm at now. clearly, i am not fat (just tubby). i believe i shall celebrate with a do - nut.

going to kingston tomorrow.

wish we were spending the easter weekend drunk on 50 together.

read it!

sticky sez:

i'm going to be on next week's people magazine cover.

sticky bee announces "i'm a pervert. for dads".

the cover shot will be me walking down the street, pulling my sunglasses off with my head turned back to do a double-take at some 54 year old mustached man in loafers and slacks.

the teaser will read 'sticky bee confesses that it started years ago, in the basement of spanky's parent's place. "her dad bent over to grab a 50 from the fridge and it just kinda grew from there".'

i hope my dad doesn't read it.

bearded kisses,
sticky

me too.

honestly. this skirt is ridiculous. i can't breathe.

i'm thinking about changing it at lunch and if anyone mentions the change this afternoon i'll just tell them i spilled soup all over myself. or i fell in a pile of dung.

naturally i will be changing into elastic-waist sweat pants.

-spank!

scintillating.

COVER STORY: Valerie Bertinelli Says 'I'm Fat'
Long out of the spotlight, the former One Day at a Time star emerges to talk her weight – and vows to lose 30 lbs.
Read It

that is People's cover story. Valerie Bertinelli Says 'I'm Fat'.

ahahahahahhaaha. ahahaha.

sounds fascinating. it gets into compelling detail like "i eat a lot of cheese" and "i like donuts". really quite a scintillating read.

xo
sticky