soo glad to hear it.

Aw shuckers. The ol' Bee all sticky in bittersweet love once again. i knew you could do it!

Have you ever considered going to Italy? I have not. I bet it would be like Quebec times 1000. Who was it that was jizzed on in the bus in italy? like, some gross dude was squished up against her on a packed bus and he jizzed in his pants over it, and it seeped through onto her pants.

no thank you.

if you go to italy, get a little vespa or something. or semen-repellent vinyl bus pants. Maybe those ones that mark's work wearhouse advertises would do the trick.

i bet such practical, stain-resistant, pleated mark's khakis would also serve to repel the italians.

but the american dads would be all over them.

good. idea.

glad this fellow is gone. now you can shower all of your attention on me.

xox
the spanky