is he your pastor?

hoofay

dear spanky,

i did it! hoofay! it went really well - as did my last practicum. unlike math, yes. not so strooong on math.

wish i was in k-town tonight with you at the toucan. maybe they'd have the outdoor bar with the ice shots. i'm never doing that. again.

drained. spent. and strangely fully clothed.

talk soon, peachface.

sticky bee

math's hard, ken.

Dear gay homosezual,

you think just 'cause you have an exam today that you can ignore me? well, screw you, jerk-face.

i am in kingston and have been enjoying drinkies since my arrival. and salty snacks. mmms.

sadly, it would seem i'm en route to the bulldog's folks' for dinner, hence endangering any chance of a trip to the toucan.

such is love.

also, my 'rents are in tow. to dinner. seriously.

pray for me.

love you & am sure you made 100% on your exam, unlike so many math xams.

blow me gently,
le Spanky le Millionairess.